An Aussie who's a pussy, troll, or griefer online who can't come up with any creative comebacks or generate any sort of interesting factual information Similar to a dipshit jock , applies to online griefers who are Aussies.
Guy 1: "Hey look, it's that muppet paussie Markkoh94."
Guy 2: "Ugh. He's just special in the head for griefing. What a fag."
Guy 3: "What the fuck happened to my base in Minecraft?! It's fucking ruined!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'