Noun. The act of tucking male genitalia between the thighs or butt-cheeks for the purpose of giving one's groin the appearance of female genitalia.
1. Carlos fooled a few guys last night with his infamous mastery of the thai padlock.
2. Alex likes having sex with old ladies but he tolerates old men who are good at doing the thai padlock.
3. My penis is too short for a thai padlock.
2. Alex likes having sex with old ladies but he tolerates old men who are good at doing the thai padlock.
3. My penis is too short for a thai padlock.
by Visa para Tailandia September 24, 2017
a catholic or holy person that is a virgin and that wont have sex because they believe in abstinence or wont to save sex for sumone special.
adam: i wanna tap one of those girls
james: not possible, there all padlock catholics
adam: fuck sake!
james: not possible, there all padlock catholics
adam: fuck sake!
by funkygayl June 26, 2011
by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008
by B-rizzle June 26, 2019
A key-operated safety-device to secure a gaming-ticket-printing/processing machine while maintenance is being performed.
I don't approve of gambling in any form or in associating with it in any way, so I would not ever have a need for a LOTTO padlock, since I would always refuse to even assemble or repair a machine that was used in any facet of game-of-chance operations.
by QuacksO March 30, 2020
A dirty padlock is similar to a dirty protest but its traditionally used at festivals where festival goers will smear faeces on their own tent to stop their belongings being stolen.
by han.han.han April 14, 2022
The padlock is when a person inserts their own penis into their own asshole. Thus becoming a human padlock.
Mike's dick got stuck in his butt hole again last night , he needs to use more lube when he is preforming the padlock.
by Narcolepc August 25, 2023