Pac-sturbating 

The act of playing Pac-Man or Ms.Pac-Man while masturbating.

I couldn't decide whether to play Pac-Man or masturbate, so I ended up pac-sturbating.

Pac-sturbating by Izmar July 12, 2010

Passturbate 

Passing a ball, puck, disc, etc. to yourself in a sports related video game.

Aaron: Dude, pass me the puck!
Stephen: I'm trying! It keeps passing to myself!
Aaron: I don't wanna play if you're just gonna passturbate all day.

Passturbate by sparker29 August 29, 2012

pasturbate 

verb,to preach about God constantly when no one wants to hear it. I was in a chat room and someone was preaching, calling everyone names and stuff all in the name of God. One of the chatters said he was pasturbating again.

Can't Ted do anything but pasturbate?

pasturbate by storm871 March 18, 2009

Padsturbate 

the act of using an Ipad to view porn and masturbate.

Jimmy was so horny, he snuck into the upstairs bathroom and Padsturbated.

Padsturbate by Stonecartier July 9, 2011

Passturbate 

Masturbating so hard you pass out from exhaustion

Johnny went to his room to passturbate so he could fall asleep.

Passturbate by Master Zed June 5, 2016

Pasturbate 

Verb: When a navy recruit/officer really horny while flying a helicopter, crash-lands in Vietnam, gets intoxicated on alcohol, masturbates, and passes out in a Taco Bell restroom.

I crash landed in Vietnam and proceeded to pasturbate.

Pasturbate by Ben’s alt persona’s GF December 12, 2023