6 definitions by Stonecartier

Top Definition
the act of using an Ipad to view porn and masturbate.
Jimmy was so horny, he snuck into the upstairs bathroom and Padsturbated.
#masturbate #tossoff #porn #padsturbation #masturbation #ipadsturbate
by Stonecartier July 08, 2011
When u keep exercising and eating right, but the scale won't show anything gained or lost.
This sucks. I've been in a scalemate for 3 weeks now. I should have lost 5 lbs the way I'm tearing it up eating right and running every day.
#scale #diet #exercise #weight #weigh in #losing weight #gaining
by Stonecartier October 13, 2013
the act of one of your standard bootycalls contacting you in a panic to have sex
Jeff was surprised when Lucy showed up at his door at 245am for a frantic Reverse 911 Bootycall
#booty call #sex #bootycall #reverse #911
by Stonecartier July 19, 2011
When you stay up for an indefinite period of time when taking adderall.
"I'm running an all night adderallathon tonight. so if you get bored or insomnia, give me a ring and we can get caught up"
#adderall #insomnia #tweaking #marathon #adhd
by Stonecartier September 21, 2014
The result of eating spicy mexican food.
Dude, I ate at the mexican cantina yesterday, and now I have the Flaming Jorge's...
#shit #burning #asshole #flaming #jorge #jalapeño #gorge
by Stonecartier August 23, 2011
When you download 2 similar Apps and they have conflicting information.
What the hell? One says 3/4 cup and the other says 1 1/2 cups sugar. This lameass app gap is gonna ruin my chocolate bouchons!
#app #apps #gap #different #confusing #gaps
by Stonecartier August 31, 2011
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