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Acronym Noun: "Order of Zombie Outbreak Resistance Tacticians". A specific organization oriented to the tactical resistance of a zombie outbreak. See ozort.org for more details.
Guy 1: Holy Crap! Was that a zombie?
Guy 2: Quick, someone call OZORT!
OZORT by ozort August 19, 2006
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a spanish surname usually spelled "Osorio". When broken up, one finds the word is actually composed of two words "Oso" (bear) and "Rio" (River), so literally translated Ozorio means "Bear River".
Ozorio by Gerardo Israel June 7, 2007
An organization that kills zombies. Short for "Order of Zombie Outbreak Resistance Tacticians". This group made up of multiple zorts, and is based out of ozort.org. A member of this group (a zort) is a person specifically trained for tactics and survival in the event of a zombie hollocaust. The group's primary focus is on teaching people what to do in the event of a worldwide zombie outbreak, or z-day.
Guy 1: Hey, is that zombie eating that womans brains?
Guy 2: Oh shit! Somebody call ozort!
ozort by Master Zort August 19, 2006
Acronym Noun (oh-zort): "Order of Zombie Outbreak Resistance Tacticians". A specific, largely internet based organization that discusses zombie survivalism.
After spending a few hours talking to OZORT on their web forum, Tom knew exactly what he would do if there was ever a zombie outbreak.
OZORT by John Jackson August 25, 2006

Diego Ozores 

Diego Ozores is what you get when you mix dumb and dumber. They like to run around with their penis out and assume that they can fly if they do the helicopter. These people generally like to eat poop, usually their own and shove it down the hole in their penis
That guy is eating shit? He must be a Diego Ozores
Diego Ozores by TuDulceVeneno June 22, 2022
A group of survivalists who plan for ANY national crisis, using as a worst case scenario the theoretical idea of a zombie outbreak as a benchmark to ensure preparedness for any situation whereby government or society collapses. They are a large organisation and can easily be found on google or any other major search engine.
People often mistakenly think that OZORT is about killing zombies because they use a zombie as their mascot.
OZORT by Edward Stevens August 25, 2006