2 definitions by ozort

DOT shorty

A "DOT shorty" helmet is the smallest helmet you're allowed to wear while still being safe from getting a ticket. Comes from "D.O.T.", or "Department of Transportation", and "shorty" meaning "a very small helmet that doens't come down very far". Also called a "Beanie" or "Skull Cap".

I ordinarily wouldn't wear a helmet, but I don't want to get a ticket, so I wear a DOT shorty.

by ozort August 9, 2006

OZORT

Acronym Noun: "Order of Zombie Outbreak Resistance Tacticians". A specific organization oriented to the tactical resistance of a zombie outbreak. See ozort.org for more details.

Guy 1: Holy Crap! Was that a zombie?
Guy 2: Quick, someone call OZORT!

by ozort August 19, 2006