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An organization that kills zombies. Short for "Order of Zombie Outbreak Resistance Tacticians". This group made up of multiple zorts, and is based out of ozort.org. A member of this group (a zort) is a person specifically trained for tactics and survival in the event of a zombie hollocaust. The group's primary focus is on teaching people what to do in the event of a worldwide zombie outbreak, or z-day.
Guy 1: Hey, is that zombie eating that womans brains?
Guy 2: Oh shit! Somebody call ozort!
ozort by Master Zort August 19, 2006
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Acronym Noun (oh-zort): "Order of Zombie Outbreak Resistance Tacticians". A specific, largely internet based organization that discusses zombie survivalism.
After spending a few hours talking to OZORT on their web forum, Tom knew exactly what he would do if there was ever a zombie outbreak.
OZORT by John Jackson August 25, 2006
A group of survivalists who plan for ANY national crisis, using as a worst case scenario the theoretical idea of a zombie outbreak as a benchmark to ensure preparedness for any situation whereby government or society collapses. They are a large organisation and can easily be found on google or any other major search engine.
People often mistakenly think that OZORT is about killing zombies because they use a zombie as their mascot.
OZORT by Edward Stevens August 25, 2006
damn ozoras so hot look at her bunda
ozora by a food tech bud April 30, 2021
a spanish surname usually spelled "Osorio". When broken up, one finds the word is actually composed of two words "Oso" (bear) and "Rio" (River), so literally translated Ozorio means "Bear River".
Ozorio by Gerardo Israel June 7, 2007

Oort Editing 

Much like the Oort Cloud, Oort Editing is when you take scraps of video or film from a shoot and edit it together. Most commonly used on wedding videos to show the bride and groom what happened while they were getting ready and/or shit was hitting the fan. It is very much free form editing and has been made easier by the advent of nonlinear editors
"I loved that extra footage you put at the end of our wedding video!"

"Thanks, I just did a little oort editing."
Oort Editing by James Gerraughty October 2, 2008