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To mangle, tear, or break any part of an elevator. Typically, hours before an inspection, or at the end of the day.
You really Oscared that vein reader!
Oscared by ElevatorCarl March 31, 2022
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Oscarzoned 

It's basically the friendzone for movie awards. When you've been nominated for an Academy Award 3+ times without ever winning one, you've been Oscarzoned.
Example:
A: bad luck Leo DiCaprio didn't win an Oscar AGAIN.
B: ikr he's been Oscarzoned
Oscarzoned by Vikkio92 March 12, 2014

Oscarbedogasm 

Is what hapenns to my Wife when we kiss, and are in our own little world.
Oscarbedogasm is very likely to accur after she observes me selecting fruits and vegetables in the produce area.
Oscarbedogasm by Oscarbedo February 3, 2010
To oscar (infinitive), oscars (present tense), oscared (past tense) is to act hypocritically or use double standards, especially in a situation where one is responsible for judging or awarding something; to unfairly favor certain individuals or groups while neglecting others, often based on political or ideological biases.
"Did you hear about that manager who oscared the employee of the month award? He gave it to his buddy instead of the most deserving worker."

The Oscar committee really "oscared" the awards this year by giving the prize to a documentary about russian propagandist Navalny, while refusing to allow a speech from Ukrainian President Zelenski because they claimed the Oscars weren't political
oscared by marcopolomarco March 13, 2023
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026