Synonym for overpriced and widely hated software program MS Office, offering functions that should of course have been preprogrammed into any OS and free of charge in the first place.
Hopefully soon to become abandonware thanks to open source software OpenOrifice (Open Office).
Hopefully soon to become abandonware thanks to open source software OpenOrifice (Open Office).
by Scancat February 4, 2010
Ted wanted to watch football on sunday evening but went with Michelle to her parent's for dinner instead because the temptation of her orifice of power overcame him.
by yhmsdp00 August 17, 2009
by Shiv October 9, 2003
Formal name for the hole that men insert their erect penises into in order to reproduce and/or most often for pleasure. In other words, it's the hole that men like to fuck and make babies in.
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
Occurs when one ejaculates through every orifice of the body: Ears, nose, mouth, etc. It is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one's average daily splooge. A test conducted last year revealed that the orifice ejaculation has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.
Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.
Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.
by sniquemazter November 22, 2016
A party game for a large group. Contestants are blindfolded and then stick their index finger through a hole in a wooden board. On the other side of the board is anything (preferably living) with an orifice. This can be human, animal, or anything with a distinct orifice. The winner must correctly identify the orifice source.
For even more excitement and great stakes, the winner gets to name one person who guessed incorrectly to clean the winners finger by using their mouth.
For even more excitement and great stakes, the winner gets to name one person who guessed incorrectly to clean the winners finger by using their mouth.
by Rico Suavemoose November 21, 2011
by jaffaw July 16, 2009