Lucky kid who girls seem to think is the greatest just because he looks like a penguin-monkey, is shy and because he can sing ballad after ballad endlessly until death warms over. He is also an object of both pure hatred and mindless love (ugh).
Why the fuck is David Archuleta liked so much? Am I even alive? What is the purpose of life? Can I die now?
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
Get the david archuletamug. The reason for all the pain and suffering I endure and also why I want to punch a hole in the Universe. And it is hopefully not real for those reasons.
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
Get the Godmug. What defines it? It's so confusing.
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
Get the attractivemug. Awesome progressive rock group that was a mix of the WAY TOO over-popularized Beatles and very trippy Pink Floyd. Unlike the Beatles, APP is very relaxed and are less happy and have a cooler much less annoying sound to their music. The only similarity would be the vocal sound. They are much like Pink Floyd in their tune and mellowness. They are more in touch with the world than the too-happy Beatles were.
It's a shame that the Alan Parsons Project isn't as popular as the Beatles. They are way better and less annoying.
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
Get the The Alan Parsons Projectmug. by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
Get the penguin monkeymug. Phrase that comes to mind when I think of David Archuleta and all those other teens who wouldn't be considered so goddamned cute if they were not famous.
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
Get the I hate my lifemug. Formal name for the hole that men insert their erect penises into in order to reproduce and/or most often for pleasure. In other words, it's the hole that men like to fuck and make babies in.
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
Get the vaginal orificemug.