JobesJeebs's definitions

God

The reason for all the pain and suffering I endure and also why I want to punch a hole in the Universe. And it is hopefully not real for those reasons.

Two diseases in life that won't die out but just keep spreading: AIDS and God

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

The Alan Parsons Project

Awesome progressive rock group that was a mix of the WAY TOO over-popularized Beatles and very trippy Pink Floyd. Unlike the Beatles, APP is very relaxed and are less happy and have a cooler much less annoying sound to their music. The only similarity would be the vocal sound. They are much like Pink Floyd in their tune and mellowness. They are more in touch with the world than the too-happy Beatles were.

It's a shame that the Alan Parsons Project isn't as popular as the Beatles. They are way better and less annoying.

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

penguin monkey

Exactly what David Archuleta looks like.

Hey. Is that a... man, or a... or a penguin monkey???

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

attractive

What defines it? It's so confusing.

Am I attractive? Girls have told me I'm really cute, but others go "ew."

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

hatred

This is a feeling that is expressed when someone dislikes something or another person immensely. It can become so tremendously overwhelming that it makes the person feeling it want to murder someone or an animal, and most definitely the target of the hatred.

I have so much hatred for David Archuleta, it's not even funny! So stop fucking laughing!

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

I hate my life

Phrase that comes to mind when I think of David Archuleta and all those other teens who wouldn't be considered so goddamned cute if they were not famous.

I hate my life, and I hate people who don't deserve what they have.

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

vaginal orifice

Formal name for the hole that men insert their erect penises into in order to reproduce and/or most often for pleasure. In other words, it's the hole that men like to fuck and make babies in.

I want to have sex in your vaginal orifice, babe. What can I say?

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008