oriface 

One who spews words endlessly and endlessly, talking and jabbering on and on with no regard to anyone else's opinions or feelings, just babbling non-stop regardless of the situation or appropriateness and uses words incorrectly or out-of-context, involving the listener in some massively lame inside joke no one outside of a group of two or three people could possibly understand.

also: a loud-mouth jerk.

Once Charlie broke out the cocaine, everyone turned into a total oriface. It was a goddam oriface orifest.

oriface by zapitista August 10, 2007

Orifeces 

Orifeces (n, plr)

Excrement from one or more bodily orifices (or holes, for the less educated of ya').

There is no singular form of this word, since there is always more than one piece of orifeces at any given point in time.

Guy: Aww man! That expired salsa really gave me a stomach ache!
Friend: Damn dude, better not leave some orifeces in my house!

Orifeces by danandmash. January 10, 2011

orifices time 

When one member of a couple assaults the other member's orifices, generally by tickling or poking in and around them. Illegal in forty-eight states and Puerto Rico, and ruled a war crime by the UN.

Every time he hears his girlfriend yell 'it's orifices time!', Andy dies a little inside

orifices time by nsaucdiv151 May 14, 2011