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1. onesome
The act of masturbation
I'm going to go have myself a onesome
by Etan Sep 5, 2003 add a video
2. onesome
masturbation; sex with yourself
I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!
by burntham Sep 5, 2003 add a video
3. onesome
masturbation
Man, a threesome is way better than a onesome.
4. onesome
a words that stupid people use to mean one on one sexual intercourse, but it actually means to have a wank.
downy: there's a threesome going on in that tent, and a onesome going on over there.

bretherin: what? u mean someones having a wank?
5. onesome
another name for masterbation
6. onesome
I would assume this means masturbation.
Many people fantasize about a threesome but all they're gettin is a onesome
by b-town Sep 6, 2003 add a video
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