9 definitions by Etan

murphy's law

The law that says anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

I just won the lotto, but I lost the lotto ticket.

by Etan September 5, 2003

Blind

Absence of vision.

Watch out for the car, Mrs. Blindy

by Etan September 28, 2003

iph

Impressions on a website per hour.

I have a lot of IPH on my awesome site.

by Etan September 28, 2003

awesome-pants

wordPants/word that are wordawesome/word.

Gee those pants are awesome-pants.

by Etan August 29, 2003

Creamsicle

18th Century sland for penis

Excuse me kind maddam, could you please suck my creamsicle?

by Etan December 11, 2003

peckerbutt

1.) -noun- a vulgar remark, commonly used to berate another person as a result of poor judgement on his/her behalf.

i can't see ashley simpson in her new mtv video, get out of my way you goddamn peckerbutt!

by Etan February 8, 2006

ChingChing

When you get you man hood stuck in a Chinese Dinosaur

That chingching hurt so bad

by Etan March 6, 2003