one-man party 

When a man, finding himself home alone on a weeknight with nothing to do, decides to have a drink and ends up getting shit-faced over the course of several hours.

Steve walks into work rubbing his head. "Oh man, I have a terrible hangover." "But it's a Tuesday!" Bob exclaims. "Were you out on a date?" "No, I had a one-man party last night. I watched some Netflix, played some guitar, drank a lot of whiskey."

one-man party by Mr Philibuster November 22, 2010

one man party 

When a grown man decides to make sensual romantic mastabatory love to his own penis in the confines of his dorm room/MAF SRT room. This "party" usually occurs while the lone man is vigorously crying and listening to Mariah Carey's new smash hit "Touch My Body."

"Hey Woodward, you wanna come out to the club and pick up chicks with us tonight?"
"No man, I think I'm gonna drink a protein shake and have a one man party."

one man party by G stein April 11, 2008

One woman party 

When you get to chill by yourself, whenever, whenever.

I had a one woman party yesterday at the roof: sunbathing behind a chimney so no one can see, reading a book and drinking white wine. Just chilling with myself.

One woman party by Pashitza June 12, 2018

one couch party

a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.

"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."

one couch party by just some lurker on the web February 8, 2020

party of one

The hot New York dinner reservation, during the coronaviral epidemic.

"Jack, party of one, your table is ready," Jack said quietly, as he sat down in his kitchen, prepared to enjoy his own company, and his justly famous mac'n'cheese.

party of one by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020

party for one

to make a lot of ruckus while doing something alone. having way too much fun with yourself. while this term is often dirty and implies masturbation, it can involve anything- from playing a drinking game alone to a one-man game of Dance Dance Revolution.

neighbour #1: "what the hellis that noise next door? is larry having a party."

neighbour #2: "more like a party for one."

party for one by Partier of One March 8, 2009

Dumb Bitch Party Of One 

When you are the dumb bitch.

Can be expanded to more than one person so two, three, four, etc.

(says something dumb), hahaha, dumb bitch party of one right here!

Wow, dumb bitch party of three!

Dumb Bitch Party Of One by Dumbbitchpartyofone_Katie November 22, 2019