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On Accident

What one says when they do something intentionally and gets caught.
Jarret was mad at his mother for throwing away his adult video collection so he smashed her grandmothers antiuque lamp worth 7mil she had inherited with a golf club. When his mother returned home and asked him what happend, he responded,

"Oh me and the guys were heading out the door to play golf and I bumped into the lamp ON ACCIDENT"
On Accident by In.The.AM June 29, 2012

suck dick on accident 

It be a meme . Found on vine (wich is ded).
Boi what did u do? I suck dick on accident . how u do that bitch?

by accident on purpose 

Purposefully inserting the penis into the female's ass during intercourse. When the unwilling female angrily comments the male responds with "it was an accident."
I rammed my penis "by accident on purpose" into my girlfriends ass.

By accident on purpose 

When you did not plan on doing something but it happened anyways
So last weekend I spent all my money by accident on purpose because my best friend took me shopping

accidentally on purpose

as if by accident, but really on purpose

accidently-on-purpose 

When you do something 'accidently' but it actually has intention
i.e. Joanna met this guy in the store so all of us are going to bump into him accidently-on-purpose