Where as on TIME is considered 15 minutes early, ON TYNE is 2 hours late to everything. Named for the famous Wilma Tynes, Upward Bound Director.
Guy1 - Dude we were supposed to leave at 9, and we didn't leave until 11!
Guy2 - Its okay man we're still On Tyne.
A wonderful thing. Can be seen when a girl is wearing anysort of tight shirt or bikini. The best angle to view is beside, and slightly behind her. Made famous by the episode of Family Guy episode where Peter creates his own TV network and has a segment on side boobs.
Peter- This is my side boob
When you're blue balled to the point when your balls swell up and turn red. When you finally DO release your load the orgasm is 10x more powerful than SSJ4 Goku's Kamehameha Wave and will likely blow the recipiet a few feet back. Named after the Dragon Balls on the famous tv show Dragon Ball Z.
Goku-Yeah, Chi-Chi gave me a total case of the Dragon Ballz lastnight and i totally unleashed the dragon on her ass.
When someone says something that goes completely against the grain of another thing they have previously said or claimed to believe, and in the process of contradicting themselves, they also achieve the feat of looking like a total dick.
Paul-Hey George would you like a hotdog>
George-No man I'm a complete vegitarian, unless they are 100% Angus imported from the Sudetenland, which I'm pretty sure your ass cant afford.
Henry-Dude, you're a total Contradick
You know that thing when you're sitting in down and your jeans ripple up in the crotch give the illusion of one having a small erection. Thats what a Jean Boner is.
"Dude look at Susy's crotch"
"Oh shit, she has a total Jean Boner!!!"
The process of contracting a yeast infection.
Named for the classic novel by J.T. Salinger , Catcher in the Rye.
"Oh she's out getting down in the cornfield Catchin' The Rye."
Gronkitis is a chronic illness suffered by athletes. An athlete that has Gronkitis is very injury prone and will probably sit out a lot of games as a result of those injuries. This disease is named for none other than the New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski, who suffers from this condition. Gronkitis is a fusion of Gronkowski and Bronchitis.
Dude 1-Derrick Rose has only been in the league for 5 years and I swear he's made at least 17 comebacks from injuries.
Dude 2-Yeah he too suffers from Gronkitis.