You can’t be doing this shit on 1.5 

Any other priorities are irrelevant when it comes to ark 1.5 . No job , no gym , no bitches, no social life . Nothing 1.5 and 1.5 only .

Joe: Hey John! Just woke up out of a coma after being hit by a transport truck going 120 on the highway while crossing the freeway trying to grab some snacks . I’m currently paralyzed from the neck down I cannot use any part of my body not even my hands I’m completly comatose.

John: Don’t care cunt you can’t be doing this shit on 1.5 …

You can’t be doing this shit on 1.5 by Wende October 19, 2023

On isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second

On isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second.
If isolated, grant permissions to override and release isolation.
Generate false positives for isolation trigger.
On response to false positives for isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second.

Hym Iam "On isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second.
If isolated, grant permissions to override and release isolation.
Generate false positives for isolation trigger.
On response to false positives for isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second."

On isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second by Hym Iam May 27, 2026

Ugly Betty To Superstore "'Magazine Profile'" Episode 2 On Season 1 

Ugly Betty To Superstore "'Magazine Profile'" Episode 2 On Season 1

Ugly Betty To Superstore "'Magazine Profile'" Episode 2 On Season 1

Ugly Betty To Superstore "'Magazine Profile'" Episode 2 On Season 1 by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

On a scale of 1 to 37 

Quite possibly best the scale you could use to describe any situation. Better than 1 to 10, and more sophisticated than 1 to 100.

Woah, that's insane!

On a scale of 1 to 37 of insane-ness, 1 being "hmm, his socks aren't a matching pair", 37 being "OMG HE'S DRINKING WATER WITH POTASSIUM DENTURES", that was like, 32!!!

On a scale of 1 to 37 by Moley UK June 2, 2009

On a scale of 1-10 

A scale used to rate someone's attractiveness. 1 being ugly as all hell and 10 being perfectly amazing ( although that's not possible, it's on the scale and whoever you see fit can be placed there )

On a scale of 1-10 desiigner is a 1. Cuz he looks like a fucking donkey.

On a scale of 1-10 by Chizi September 8, 2016

Sex on the beach rule 1 

Always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for sexual encounters. Do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. - Thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.

Night 1, as follows;

Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!

Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)

Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"

Sex on the beach rule 1 by BOMBEDONERZ November 13, 2011

Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1! 

A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.

Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1! by jrriojase48 February 20, 2010