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omphalos 

Someone who thinks that they are the centre of the universe
Mr A:'Hey Mr B, look over there at that person who is driving in the middle of the motorway at 186.24mph, he must think that the nearest star is emitting its electromagnetic radiation out of his anal sphinctus'
Mr B:'Yeah what an omphalos'
omphalos by BenKenTheBest April 7, 2003

Omphaloskepsis 

Katrina: "It worries me that Edgar spends so much time staring at his belly button these days."
Samuel: "Well, he did vow to practice Omphaloskepsis for three hours a day."

omphaloskepsis 

the inspection of one's navel
omphaloskepsis by Anonymous March 31, 2003

omphalos 

The religion, however worshipped, of oneself as the center of the universe.
"To ourselves... new paganism... omphalos."

"Ulysses", Chapter 1
by James Joyce
omphalos by Sue Dohnim June 16, 2004

omphalometrics

The field of study concerned with the theory and technique of measuring the umbilicus.

Used especially with regards to the body modification practice of pandoto, whereby the navel is stretched to create a vuckle. Omphalometrics is concerned with measuring the the volume of a vuckle and the distance between vuckle and cock with the general aim of matching two (or more) vuckers by ergonomic compatibility.
Brian and I get along great but are challenged when it comes to omphalometrics: we both have big cocks but he's new to pandoto and his vuckle's barely bigger than the average navel.
omphalometrics by vuck February 4, 2010

omphalocelephilia 

A fetish centred around omphalocele, a rare disease which causes the liver and intestines, and occasionally other organs, to be located outside the body in a this, translucent sac.
"I think I have a problem, I saw a weird disease on the TV where the person's organs were visible and I was totally into it"
"You have omphalocelephilia"
omphalocelephilia by [¬_¬] August 23, 2018