6 definitions by BenKenTheBest

Top Definition
A town filled with anti-social inebriates, also containing the delinquent regions of lindford, headley and headly down (where downers come from). The lack of basic facilities in the town conjugated with the low life company it contains (not all of the bordonians mind), adds up to a bad place to be, especially with a nice car. Not to be confused with nearby Whitehill, which is full of respectful citizans with meaningful lives.
Mr A (a Whitehillian):'Where do you come from?'
Mr B:'burdn' (Bordon pronounced by a Bordonian, but understood by tolerant Whitehillians)
Mr A:'Sorry?'
Mr B:'burdn'
Mr A:'I just said i was sorry.'
by BenKenTheBest December 04, 2003
An upstanding country village in the beautiful countryside of Hampshire, where the beautiful people live peacefully and sociably in their quaint 6 bedroom country houses. Whitehillians enjoy a stroll in the woods, or helping his/her neighbour to do some charitable deed, like sell all their belongings to help poor orphaned grandmothers in Antarctica. Never EVER to be confused with the grubby stain of Bordon unrightfully discharged on the northern edge of Whitehill, infecting the nearby area with social inebriates.
Mr A (Interviewer): "So where do you come from?
Mr B: "Whitehill"
Mr A: "Oh we're not employing you you Bordon Pikey"
Mr B: "I just said that i live in Whitehill, not Bordon. You must become more geographically correct sir, if you want your business to survive"
Mr A: "Oh im sorry i thought that Whitehill was Bor.."
Mr A: "From that information, Your hired"
by BenKenTheBest March 31, 2004
Someone who thinks that they are the centre of the universe
Mr A:'Hey Mr B, look over there at that person who is driving in the middle of the motorway at 186.24mph, he must think that the nearest star is emitting its electromagnetic radiation out of his anal sphinctus'
Mr B:'Yeah what an omphalos'
by BenKenTheBest April 07, 2003
To have a hairy bottom/behind/bum/glutus maximus
Mr A: 'Mr B, are you deciphagal?'
Mr B: 'Yes I am Mr A, as a matter of fact, the area surrounding the outlet for rectal matter is as hairy as Hairy Lee'
by BenKenTheBest April 07, 2003
Where something spleens over the ground, similar to the action of a water balloon hitting and bursting on a surface
You trip, you wurzle in the air, and you spleen all over the ground
by BenKenTheBest April 04, 2003
(see: beard)
To negate the beard insult before it is used. The 'shaved' person will usually respond with annoyance because their 'bearding' has gone 'tits up' and they have been out fooled.
Mr A:'The stars are rather bright tonight Mr B', Mr B:'Really?', Mr A:'Shave yes', Mr B:'Oh you narcoleptic omphalos, i was about to beards you, you toss vessel', Mr A:'HA HA HA (pointing at Mr B)'
by BenKenTheBest April 07, 2003

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