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The Olympians 

The Olympians are a large group of assholes in the sky that force their kids to do dangerous shit for them. They are also the major Greek gods(Zeus-DramaQueen; Hera-Bitchlady; Poseidon-Seaking; Ares-ScumBag; Aphrodite-Bitch; Athena-StupidandWise; Hephaestus-UglyRepairMan; Deméter-CerealQueen; Dionysius-DrunkDude; Hermes-Stealer; Apollo-EgotisticalSunBoy; Artimis-ManHatingGoddess) Almost all of these are made by me.
Dam those idiot-sorry, The Olympians *says in a sassy voice* in the sky-Cringe Kid
The Olympians by Cringe Kid December 16, 2018

winter olympians 

If you're concerned about crime, consider a town loaded with winter olympians.
winter olympians by griffin77 December 9, 2008

Twelve Olympians Hypothesis

A speculative framework positing that the major forces, constants, and phenomena of nature correspond to twelve fundamental, interactive "archetypal principles," modeled after the Greek Olympian gods. Each "Olympian" represents a core aspect of cosmic order: e.g., Zeus (electromagnetism/lightning), Hera (binding nuclear forces/marriage), Poseidon (quantum field fluctuations/sea), Hades (gravity/entropy/the underworld of collapsed states), Athena (information structure/wisdom), Ares (entropic decay/conflict). The hypothesis suggests the universe operates through the continuous, often contentious, interactions of these twelve irreducible principles, and that their mythological relationships (affairs, wars, alliances) allegorize physical interactions (force couplings, symmetry breaks).
Example: Particle physics becomes a divine soap opera. A Zeus-photon (flashy, pervasive) interacts with an Aphrodite-quark (charm quark, binding through "attraction"). Their coupling, mediated by a Hermes-boson (force carrier), produces new particles in an event that mirrors a mythological tryst. The Twelve Olympians Hypothesis argues that the ancient Greeks weren't personifying nature; they were intuiting a pantheistic physics where personality is property, and the universe's drama is literally written in its laws.

The Olympics

Held every 4 years, this year in Rio De Janerio, 167 countries compete in many various sports & it's a Thrill to watch! It lasts a lil over 2 weeks. My favorite sport is gymnastics. Originated from sports events in Olympia, Greece very many centuries ago!
I can't wait til The Olympics start! I'll be glued to the TV & get to see excellent athletes from so many different countries! I love the opening & closing ceremonies too & the lighting of the Olympic Torch, the parade of flags from all the different countries. The Winter Olympics occur every 4 years staggered by a 2~year time frame from the Summer Olympics.
The Olympics by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Ark Bar Olympics 

The Ark Bar Olympics is some of the greatest horseplay of all time. The Inaugural event takes place in Koh Samui, Thailand, because only the Vs are going to Canada. It is when the rock lads take over the pool, get four towers of chang (3 litres) which is then put on the bar. Then in teams of 6 a relay is done where you have to swim the length of the pool, pour yourself a pint and absolutely fucking send it. Rock chants are just going the whole time, men just bleeding blue and white left, right and centre. A video is then sent to the union also. The first ever winners of the Koh Samui Cup; Ste Campbell, Dave Heavey, Johnny Fairney, Andrew Doherty and Mark Dunne got Koh Samui Cup 19 tattooed on their legs in Thai just to represent for the boys.
"Frederick are you coming with the boys to Thailand for the Ark Bar Olympics?" "Of course Jeffrey, the horseplay is just too good to miss, can I bring my boyfriend with me?"

Olympics withdrawal 

the comedown felt by an Olympics host city when the games are over
The city seems gripped by Olympics withdrawal. Our sports-crack is all gone.