old manned 

A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)

Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!

old manned by MikkBretly March 11, 2011

old navy dog mannequin 

Dog mannequins located in many Old Navy stores. Usually placed in front of a group of human mannequins. Unbeknownst to most people, The Great and Powerful Old Navy Dog Mannequin is our Holy Lord and Creator in disguise, pushed aside by other, more prevalent religions that favor humans more than animals. This shall all end soon. The Dog will Rise. The Dog will Rule.

The Old Navy Dog Mannequin is secretly Our Holy Lord! I'm not crazy!

old navy dog mannequin by D O g ! ! ! December 10, 2017

Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head 

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning

That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head by JP408 June 29, 2007