old geezer 

An elderly person that is usaually very old.

Oh my, that man and women are old geezer's.

old geezer by Sica22 November 3, 2005

old geezer 

when a male puts his jizz on the females eyes, thus blinding her, then kicks the legs of the female counterpart making it impossible to walk.

I gave that bitch the "old geezer" after last nights performance in the bedroom.

old geezer by 420potaddict420 November 3, 2009

old geezer skeezer 

this is a special lady who only goes after the grandfather figures. She is not happy unless there is a 40 year age gap and he resembles some sort of long dead army general. The old geezer skeezer is usually a version of trailor trash, though not specifically living in a trailor, she has the low morals of a swamp puddle and tends to think she is all that and a bag of chips. But unfortunatly the bag has a hole in it and the contents are stale, none too tasty, and just plain boring.

Why can't that red head girl marry guys her own age, she is such an old geezer skeezer.

old geezer skeezer by lucyploser March 22, 2010