The most beautiful, most interesting and intelligent girl you'll ever meet. She has an incredibly warm smile and allegedly has amazing hugs. She smells amazing. She's very picky with her men, and she doesn't let many people in. She only picks ALPHA males. She has the most unique eyes you'll ever see, and can make anyone fall in love with her.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'