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1.
var
A commonly used positive and respectful substitution for many words. It is also known as an ancient Varillian chant to bring good fortune.

A term used in Turing software.
"What the var man!?!?"

"How are you varring today?"

"VAR!?!!?!?!???!!?!?!?!?!?"

"VAR, VAR, VAR, VAR, VARVARVARVAR, VAR, VAR!"


by UBER VARIAN March 25, 2009
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2.
VAR
A group of spineless degenerate incompetent purple monkey jugglers posing as IT helpdesk support for other less inferior and underqualified Information Technology surrogates.
I called the VAR and they were a bunch of low-life geeks with no common rationality or sense of time.
by nymphozodiac February 07, 2010
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3.
Var
a vehical that looks like a cross over between a car and a van
"Look at that yellow var!"
by mandyz941b November 07, 2007
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