VAR

A video review system used in football to make bullshit decisions and ruin games.

The decision made by VAR was shit!

by PewDiePie's Biggest Fan October 26, 2019

VAR

The worlds biggest Manchester United fan. VAR has a tendency to ruin people's dreams because their arm hair was offside.

VAR: The defender touched Rashford, penalty given.
Bruno Fernandes: Only 1 penalty so far this game? Disappointing.

by jojosbizarredefinitions December 9, 2020

VAR

A video review system used in football to make outrageously bad calls and ruin the game of football

That VAR call yesterday was stupid

by hellothere69420 January 27, 2020

VAR

When the referee points to review a questionable game changing play in a professional soccer game

Jake “It’s gonna go to VAR”
Kieran “Wow I hope they still give us a penalty”

by sccrmxza July 14, 2019

VAR

used in case the dumb ref doesn't have a clue (Martin Atkinson) Only used in big football matches. Usually in favour of Liverpool commonly called liVARpool

Neymar JR. VAR VAR

by FatAssedPeanutHead January 27, 2020

VAR

A group of spineless degenerate incompetent purple monkey jugglers posing as IT helpdesk support for other less inferior and underqualified Information Technology surrogates.

I called the VAR and they were a bunch of low-life geeks with no common rationality or sense of time.

by nymphozodiac February 7, 2010

var

A commonly used positive and respectful substitution for many words. It is also known as an ancient Varillian chant to bring good fortune.

A term used in Turing software.

"What the var man!?!?"

"How are you varring today?"

"VAR!?!!?!?!???!!?!?!?!?!?"

"VAR, VAR, VAR, VAR, VARVARVARVAR, VAR, VAR!"

by UBER VARIAN March 25, 2009