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A highly subjective interpretation of something real, imagined, or interpreted as being demeaning; very often the use of complaint to attack someone while paradoxically assuming both authority and victimhood; the use of complaint as a sociopolitical weapon or vehicle to often unmerited benefit, privilege, or compensation.
Their being offended is deeply and inheirently offensive to me! I demand you recognize my victimhood and give me what I want now!
by esmith512 November 06, 2007
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What this fucking definition is, asshole.
by My name January 10, 2004
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1. n the action of attacking the enemy

2. adj of an offensive substitute for inoffensive terminology; "`nigger' is a dysphemistic term for `African-American'"

3. adj unpleasant or disgusting especially to the senses; "offensive odors"

4. adj morally offensive; "an unsavory reputation"; "an unsavory scandal"

5. adj causing anger or annoyance; "offensive remarks"

6. adj for the purpose of attack rather than defense; "offensive weapons"

7. adj violating or tending to violate or offend against; "violative of the principles of liberty"; "considered such depravity offensive against all laws of humanity"

8. adj causing or able to cause nausea; "a nauseating smell"; "nauseous offal"; "a sickening stench"

Synonyms: abhorrent, abusive, antipersonnel, assault(a), assaultive, attack(a), attacking(a), charnel, creepy, detestable, disgustful, disgusting, distasteful, dysphemistic, foul, ghastly, ghoulish, hideous, hit-and-run, horrid, horrific, incursive, insulting, invading, invasive, loathly, loathsome, marauding, morbid, nauseating, nauseous, noisome, objectionable, obnoxious, obscene, odoriferous, offence, offending, offense, on the offensive(p), opprobrious, outrageous, predatory, raiding, rank, repellant, repellent, repelling, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, scornful, scrimy, scurrilous, sepulchral, sickening, skanky, tip-and-run, unpleasant, unsavory, unsavoury, unwholesome, verminous, vile, violative, wicked, yucky

Antonyms: defensive, euphemistic, inoffensive, savory, savoury, unoffending, ylbissop
i think it's offensive that Urban Dictionary uses a broad term like offensive to ban definitions when they should be more spesific.Many slang words are dysphemistic and or morally offensive morallity and causing anger or annoyance are the things that ushally keep new words out of a regular dictonary. I was under the impression that this was where to look for those words. perhaps Urban Dictionary could add Juvinile as a reason to remove a definition. morrality or disgust should have nothing to do with wether a word exists in your dictonary or not.
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Describes a statement politically or ideologically inconvenient, esp. in the judgment of one having no knowledge of the matter at hand. Often used to stifle further discussion or pander to the lowest common denominator. Cf: fair and balanced.
The television special on evolution was cancelled because it might be considered offensive by viewers who feel threatened by science.
by xaonon January 24, 2006
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What you see that you don't like when you look in the mirror.
Truth is the most offensive thing of all.
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The act of attacking & destroying an enemy's self esteem; utilizing unconventional remarks, stirring the enemy's emotions making them unable to network an insult measuring to your ego. If done correctly, the enemy will leave in anger to cry or to write about it in their diary, resulting in a successful response: rage quitting.
Bitch "Hey hun, I'm home!"

COD husband "Stfu bitch, hurry and make me a sandwich."

Bitch "That's offensive." *leaves for the kitchen*
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1. To take a stance or position against a percieved assault.

2. The quality of an attack used against an opponent or enemy during battle.

3. To find an opinion, act, object or situation to be detestable.
1. Arthur took an offensive position to prepare for Uryens' attack.

2. Yuko certainly did put up a good offesive while battling Emperor Magus.

3.Because I often find Fred's political definitions to be offensive, I give all of his definitions a thumbs down even the non-political ones.
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