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Fuck Your Legs Off 

Simply stated it means to fuck someone to the point that they can no longer walk, and even have difficulty sitting up. Usually satisfies even a nympho for at least 3 days.
You'd better be careful Anthony, or I will fuck your legs off.

Man, I would love to fuck Stan's legs off...

Pull all the legs off a spider 

When a male masturbates 8 times in a day.
Jamie: During my day off yesterday I was so bored and sexually frustrated I had to pull all the legs off a spider to keep me from molesting my dog.

Pull all the legs off the spider 

Will: What are you up to this weekend?

Jamie: I'm going to try and beat Rich's record of 7 and pull all the legs off the spider.

Sawed her legs off 

Having aggressive consensual sex with a female.
I took her home and sawed her legs off.

Pull the legs off a spider 

When A is making fun of B in front of everyone, and C, who's B's friend says "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider.", to A, C is telling A to find something better to do with their time than to make fun and laugh at C.

B is the one being laughed at by A.
C, in saying this to A, is doing several things at the same time.
Showing strong support for B.
Showing clearly that A's laughter is entirely inappropriate.
Also saying that A is the type of person who'd enjoy ruthlessly pulling the legs off a spider, is not only a bully but also acts like a child.
"Hey Dave are you a total fag or something?", said Dan, as everyone in the room was laughing at Dave, including Dan. Then Dale, sticking up for Dave, said to Dan, "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider." Then Dan felling small and belittled stopped making fun of Dave.

Break the legs off the spider 

The act of anal sex.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."