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OFF (Off Fucking Facebook) 

When a public FB conversation subject matter veers into territory best not explored before God and all (your current and future FB friends)...
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...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...

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fucking off 

A phrase you use to say to someone that you're leaving. Commonly used in the South of London.
Jack: Alright mate, I'm fucking off now. I'll see you later.
fucking off by OBESE PERSON October 16, 2020

fuck off you fucking fuck 

Swedish-American HEAVY insult.Easiest way/word to end any intelligent discussion.
You look like an shaved ape.

Fuck off you fucking fuck !

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table

when Isaiah doesn't get his nasty ass foot fungus feet off of my nice, blue little table and we all gotta fuckin jump him in smash because he playin Ganon like the nasty bitch he really be. nasty funky lookin feet with the fungus from wario's ass

otherwise known as a total bruh moment
Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table bruh thats my good table i put food there bitch ass

Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge 

man drives right off a fucking bridge
Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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bugger off you fucking wanker 

A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"
Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!

get off the fucking pills 

something you tell someone when they take so much medication, they have to keep taking pills, for instance, you take a pill to take away a headache, but the side effect is diarriha, so you take a pill for that, then you take a pill for that side effect, and so on
why the fuck do i need an example i explained the whole thing ^^