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10.
off
The general direction in which I wish you could fuck.
Girl: What is off?
Guy: Off is the general direction in which I wish you could fuck.
Girl: Oh, okay . . .

*Twenty minutes later*
Girl: Hey, you son of a bitch!

Trolololol :)
by ChickenNuggggeeettt December 22, 2011
 
1.
off
To be weird, off center, not normal.
"she's a bit off"
by sleepisbetter July 19, 2003
 
2.
OFF
OFF is an acronym for Old Fat Fuck. The acronym was coined for Vote For The Worst posters. Turns out that most of the people who post on Vote For The Worst are OFF or Old Fat Fucks. One is a 52 year fugly singer. A joke of a man who went no where and stalks idol contestants half his age. Another is a person called Smartie. Who turns out to be another OFF. A 40 year old lesbo from Austrailia. VFTW started out to be a cool site in 2004 but quickly degraded into a joke site. A site that is filled with OFF's who stalk idol contestants and spew hate on them.
Those OFF from Vote For The Worst pee in their depends nightly
by Vote For the worst Funnystone January 08, 2010
 
3.
off
To bump off. To kill. To exterminate.
We're going to off some finks on Friday night.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
 
4.
abbreviation for "oh for fuck sakes"
When her husband gets ridiculous on the IM, she types "offs" ...
by justfivefeet1970 October 04, 2004
 
5.
off
OFF, suffix for any swear word, turning it into a dismissal
fuck off
shit off
cunt off
wank off
piss off
twat off
crap off
jizz off
minge off
etc...
by Spoony Man March 03, 2005
 
6.
off
The general direction in which you should fuck
Fuck off!
by m3l0n February 21, 2012
 
7.
Acc for "Oh For Fuck Sake"
Emily: Hey, I am just going to change. Wait for an hour or two

John: OFFS!!
by Klah October 10, 2009