father: you disrespectful little shit. come here, dont run away from me, oiht! come back here where are you going, there's no need to cry! stop it you little bastard
*Guy one- Wow, you really love her, don't you?
*Guy 2- Yup... she's my bitch, for ever and always.
me: you look like a 15 year old chick..
sceneybooper: waaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck you, you really hurt my feelings..im gay.
me: your such a Mybitch.