Oh For Fuck's Sake! OFFS is an acronym, mostly used online and in text lingo, that you can also sound out phonetically I suppose, but it's probably best just to use it in writing, text, online, etc. If you say it out loud, go ahead and say the whole thing. An exclamation that requires reference to more sake, or at least a different flavor of sake, than what good old Saint Pete can provide and, presumably, not as much sake as the Xtian messiah would rate. If we're going to blaspheme and invoke a holy sake, let's drop an F-bomb in there for emphasis. Related idioms: "Here we go again." "You've got to be shitting me!" and "Fercryinoutloud!"
OFFS, look at what Bartholomew is doing now, the poor guy is wearing his white coveralls after Labor Day! It's a rural fashion crime.
by CJRogue July 26, 2015
Only For Fucking
I'm looking for formal relationship! I'm tired being with off (O.F.F) people...
by Sinx_X May 09, 2010
Oh For Fuck Sake
OFFS! Can you believe it's illegal to buy beer in Minnesota on Sundays??
by LittleDuke June 03, 2015
to slay, to kill, to murder, to take ones life
Gerald ratted to the cops about a biker cult dealing in methamphetamine. The very next day Gerald got offed by the very same bikers.
by Starpunk November 04, 2006
The general direction in which I wish you could fuck.
Girl: What is off?
Guy: Off is the general direction in which I wish you could fuck.
Girl: Oh, okay . . .

*Twenty minutes later*
Girl: Hey, you son of a bitch!

Trolololol :)
by ChickenNuggggeeettt December 22, 2011
Old fart Friday. When you go to a restaurant or store on Friday and there are mostly old people in the place.
A: ugh there are so many old people here
B: I know it's OFF here.
by JLG97 October 09, 2011
acronym for "on four friendly".. refers to a girl that looks like she's definitely a slut and would look pretty good on all four.
"dude what do you think of john's girlfriend? yeap.. she's DEFINITELY off material!"
by manisero February 02, 2009
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