first lady of the United States 

A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.

Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."

first lady of the United States by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018

23rd President of the United States of America 

Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.

23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.

23rd President of the United States of America by Im not Dio dude April 24, 2022

I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America 

A punk/rock/alternative metal song by Leathermouth (Stylised as LeATHERMØUTH) which was banned from being performed by the FBI. The song threatened the US President and was banned for violating the law against that specific act. The band still performed the song at the 2013 Skate and Surf fest, where Frank Iero encouraged the audience to sing the correct lyrics which weren't forcibly changed by the FBI. Frank Iero is still on the FBI watchlist, and is therefore unable to safely voice his opinions about BLM and ACAB, although he would most certainly be all for the two (as any decent human being should be).

Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: It's "I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America" by Leathermouth
Person 1: Um, ok then, I guess I'll avoid you from now on, as I worship Trump and the US flag on an unhealthy level

I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America by xx_bloody_xx January 2, 2021

the presidents of the united states of america 

A quirk rock band formed in the early 90s. Perhaps the best band ever.

The Presidents of the united states of america are a great band.

the presidents of the united states of america by Badminton October 22, 2003

President of the United States 

The president of the United States is the leader of the USA, also known as Jaiden Knight, a 20 year old living his best life

Jay Money is the 48th president of the United States

President of the United States by Jay_money_000 June 2, 2021

President of the United States of America 

The one job in existence which requires absolutely no skill. One of the greater dangers of living in the United States and to an extent, anywhere in the world is that anybody can be one. That's just the risk you take.

President of the United States of America by Yet another loser you don\'t know July 7, 2003

45th President of the United States 

some spoiled brat who bombed syria, started a trade war with china, is building a useless wall, and is a greedy rich white capitalist

im not a hillary supporter but 45th President of the United States is a fucking piece of shit

45th President of the United States by some hackerman July 11, 2018