Octopubes 

Octopubes occur when you attempt to wash your pubes in the shower by getting them soapy and pulling them out to the sides. This causes them to combine into thick strands resembling octopus tentacles.

"When I was in the shower today, I went to wash my pubes and by the time I finished I had wicked Octopubes"

Octopubes by Psas May 24, 2009

octopuses 

Many/ multiple octopus. Instead of how the posh dildos say it as octopi or octopie or how ever they say the word.

Ben said: hey, wanna go swimming?
Karen said: Yes, sure, i love octopuses
Ben:Yay, wanna be my gf

octopuses by TheRealAndOfficialSandwichMan April 9, 2018

octopedist 

special surgeon specialized in simultaneously surgery of eight feets

So good we had an octopedist in town, otherwise the athlete's foot would have spread all over

octopedist by Wondersnail June 23, 2018

Octopods 

N. Plural for octopus.

Girl: Look at all the octopods!
Boy: Octopi, you mean.
Random Stranger: No, octopuses.
Girl: Actually, they're both right, but octopods is a lot more fun to say.

Octopods by NemesisKismet July 21, 2006

Octopode 

See Octopus
It is the plural of Octopus according to the dick-heads at Webster's Dictionaries. =)

But /they/ had to be different. Plain old octopi wouldn't do for then! OH NO. They had to take it to the EXTREME. Psh.

Whoah! Look at all the Octopode! x_x

Octopode by |-Anonymous-| July 23, 2008

octopoos 

An octopoos is very similar to their well known cousin of the octopus. However, the octopoos is ten times superior due to the laughter in the environment when the name is stated.

may may: *draws an octopoos on paper trying to get jay to guess*

jay: giraffe? monkey? OCTOPOOS!!

may may: YES!! OCTOPOOS 🐙

octopoos by jack🐙 August 14, 2022

octopoos 

octopoos is a noun meaning octopoos

Jalyn: omg there's an actopoos.

Megan: did u mean octopus

Jalyn: did i fucking stutter, no, octopoos. bitch

octopoos by megamagussy September 27, 2022