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Ockison
A severely mentally handicapped female Billy goat. Ockison’s are heartless, and if you ask them to a homecoming dance, chances are they will say yes and then bail on you 2 weeks before the event. They do not wear thongs because an insecure, paranoid, douche bag serial killer doesn’t allow it. Sometimes Ockison’s flap their ears as fast as they can, trying to fly.
On Tuesday’s, Ockison’s can be found painting random yard fences in small towns. When they play euchre, they become paranoid that the other team is cheating. Then they get frustrated because it takes them forever to lay their cards down – because of their billy goat hooves. They want opposable thumbs more than anything in the world. Simple things like turning door knobs, holding a shampoo bottle, and pouring milk (milk from a cow – not a goat) cannot be done easily because of their lack of thumbs. If you see an Ockison on the street, please be nice. Yes they can be heartless at times; but after all, they are mentally handicapped.
On Tuesday’s, Ockison’s can be found painting random yard fences in small towns. When they play euchre, they become paranoid that the other team is cheating. Then they get frustrated because it takes them forever to lay their cards down – because of their billy goat hooves. They want opposable thumbs more than anything in the world. Simple things like turning door knobs, holding a shampoo bottle, and pouring milk (milk from a cow – not a goat) cannot be done easily because of their lack of thumbs. If you see an Ockison on the street, please be nice. Yes they can be heartless at times; but after all, they are mentally handicapped.
Drew: "Dude, did you see that Billy Goat? Why in the world is it flapping its ears like that? And why isn't it wearing a thong?"
Eric: "It must be an Ockison. Poor thing"
Eric: "It must be an Ockison. Poor thing"
ockiesolms
ockiesolms by niggsPlop! August 17, 2023
ocking
1. Making one's penis disappear, most likely your own.
2. Trying to detect plastic with a metal detector.
2. Trying to detect plastic with a metal detector.
1. "Man, that magician's ocking me! I won't know where I'm peeing now!"
2. "I've ocked all over, but all I found was metal."
2. "I've ocked all over, but all I found was metal."
ocking by Rupert Gehmlich November 22, 2005
Jan-Ockie
He has a very rare name that makes it impossible for the average human being to fully comprehend the full meaning of this unnaturally meaningful name. There are not many people who have the extreme power of having this name, but those who do, are basically the perfect form of humanity in every way, shape and form.
Jan-Ockie by Extremely yes May 16, 2020