obsessable

(adj.) obsession-worthy

J: "Omg, she's so pretty... totally obsessable"

by HAuguste June 30, 2008

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omg bro Maria Babbie is sooooo obsessive shes always double texting and playing the bro’s

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1. The utter refusal of Celtic fans to focus on their team instead of others, choosing to talk endlessly about Rangers instead.

"I know we won 6-0 today, but a Rangers player has said something in the press, so lets talk about that instead cause we're obsessed"

"Our coach is leaving due to an undisclosed tax issue? Aye ok, but what happened to Rangers today? I don't care about the team I support, cause I am obsessed with Rangers."

"Fat Sally, you don't do walking away. Rangers are a new club!"
"Do you know the Celtic starting eleven?"
"No, but, but, but... Fat Sally?"
"Ah Tam, yer obsessed."

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When something is worth obsessing over

Wow! That car is obsessible™

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Obsessive

When someone is described with this word, it means they're repeatedly nagging someone and not leaving them the fuck alone when they ask for it. Common with male simps asking for women's attention, or just a female tik tok star's fans in general.
They're painfully annoying to get rid of, and no one should have to deal with them because we've all got better shit to do.

Person A: "I'm soooo sorry for fking up. You know I don't mean it. You're the best and I never wanna stop talking to you, so please let me fix this" (you get the idea)
Person B: "You Obsessive simpy retard just shut the fuck up and leave"

by Anonymous_Unknown_42 February 4, 2021

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