Obroxious 

When Obnoxiousness meets Rock music. Generally, such music is produced by talentless nobodies in a mediocre attempt to live something of a hollow half-life of a failed musician.

Often, sub-rapist musician types will resort to Obroxious music writing in attempt to lure unsuspecting girls into their web of talentless pap. Thankfully, however, most girls have enough musical sense to not fall foul to the trap.

Other characteristics of producers of Obroxious music include: working a shitty job in delusion that it's "just until the music kicks off", sitting at home alone crying into microwave dinners for one, and spending your free time flyering for your free show at some dive nobody goes to.

Party A: "That Mr Wishart guy is such a fucking faggot, he's singing about scanning the bar like a vulture seeking prey..."

Party B: "It's so obroxious it's unrealistic. I hope he dies in a fire along with those terrible guitar loops of his."

Obroxious by The Clip-On Fringe July 23, 2009

Obknockious 

An unnecessarily hard and annoying knock on your front door.

This knock is usually performed by lonely children from the ages of 13-24 or old people who's partner has died.

The knock that the door recieves can often shatter fragile glass, or chip off paint from poorly painted doors. This unneccesarily loud knock can also startle people.

Obknockious people have been proven to supply at least 2% of heart attacks in the USA. 1% in Canada.

Many people who knock like this will not receieve answers.

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Another symptom of being obknockious is being a dumbass and continually ringing your door bell in burst fires of 3-4. 2 rings is manageable, but then they cross the line.

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To make sure you don't become obknockious, make friends early in life, and dont be afraid to make sexual advances on custy women to avoid loneliness.

See faggot for more symptoms.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG* (At the level of approximately 830 decibels) *RING RING RING RING* *RING RING RING RING*

Sally: Ah, fuck. Don't answer it. It's just obknockious Bonnie coming over to tell me she saw a chipmunk or something

Ted: Fuck that bitch.

Obknockious by W-Supra09 June 30, 2009

obtrocious 

A combination of obtrusive and atrocious. Describes something that is both of those: in the way and highly unappealing.

Jeremy: Dude. Get this cut out of the Jersey Shore cast out of the living room. It's obtrocious.

obtrocious by boyboyboyboyboy January 11, 2012

obcockxious

a very obnoxious person, often a jerk too, who thinks he's better than everyone else. is always very cocky and rude. you meet them at parties, they're the people who you make fun of the next day with your best friends.

bob: ARGH! i can't pick up a single chick! why the heck is THAT?
dave: maybe because you're a stupid slef centered obcockxious jerk?
bob: i thought you were my friend!
dave: i'm not. go die.

obcockxious by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009