when your friend is hooking up with a girl at a party and you drunkenly stumble into the bedroom and hit the tv next to the bed, knocking the vcr on top onto the girl's head and interrupting the magic.
by redlovesheets69 February 3, 2009
A person (typically a guy) that has no idea they could smash if they just asked. Oblivious fucks tend to be the unknowing putting a girl in the friend zone
Girl 1 -"God I'd fuck Jake in a heart beat if he'd stop calling me bro and take me to a movie."
Girl 2-"don't bother he'll always be an oblivious fuck"
Girl 2-"don't bother he'll always be an oblivious fuck"
by Ramdomchick268 February 26, 2015
When your personality and or behavior is so gullible or oblivious that someone can make up an adjective like fiddly and you'll believe it actually exists.
Derived from the word fiddle because whoever came up with that was clearly too oblivious to realize the word violin already existed.
Derived from the word fiddle because whoever came up with that was clearly too oblivious to realize the word violin already existed.
Person 1: Who's Brittney Spears?
Person 2: The cavewoman married to the caveman in the Geico commercials.
Person 1: Really? I thought she wrote music?
Person 2:.......You're fiddly oblivious
Person 1: Yeah.... Wait that means imaginative right?
Person 2: *facepalm* Look it up in the dictionary
Person 1: It's not there....
Person 2: The cavewoman married to the caveman in the Geico commercials.
Person 1: Really? I thought she wrote music?
Person 2:.......You're fiddly oblivious
Person 1: Yeah.... Wait that means imaginative right?
Person 2: *facepalm* Look it up in the dictionary
Person 1: It's not there....
by camellia April 30, 2013
A boyfriend who doesn’t understand when he is unintentionally not answering his girlfriend and cannot tell when he is being dumb. They can’t tell when their girlfriend is upset and makes it worse by doing nothing.
by Hi Trey June 30, 2018
Shelly: Oh my god! I'm so in love with Benedict Cumberbatch!
Johana: I know! I'm married to him, he just doesn't know yet ;)
Shelly: Oh hell no! He's married to me!
Johana: He's just an oblivious poligamist then!
Johana: I know! I'm married to him, he just doesn't know yet ;)
Shelly: Oh hell no! He's married to me!
Johana: He's just an oblivious poligamist then!
by fabulousllama June 19, 2014
The uncanny ability to not see what is happening right in front of your eyes.
Refers to Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak, whose people took to the streets in the hundreds of thousands, wanting his 30 year old reign to come to an end. And yet, he wouldn't leave.
Refers to Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak, whose people took to the streets in the hundreds of thousands, wanting his 30 year old reign to come to an end. And yet, he wouldn't leave.
by mversion February 7, 2011
The antithesis to the deep thinker; One who doesn't understand why we stress out over certain things.
by JoeNJ2 March 2, 2012