obiter

Refers to a guy whom a girl treats as second-class choice. These are potential partners who are somewhat incomplete. The girl throws occasion signs to lead them on but parks them hanging just in case she finally decides to use him or in the less likely case, accept him.

"Marcus is just an obiter. I feel kinda sorry that he gets led on by Nicole thinking he has a chance with her when in fact he is second choice."

by kaikai86 September 9, 2011

obits

short for a person's obituary printed in the daily newspaper.

"Did you read the obits column in the papes?"
"Heard our teach died."

by AUD Matel May 17, 2008

obit

Shortened for of obituary.

Poster #1: <obit here>
Poster #2: did he drop any good loot

by Aee January 13, 2008

obit

a young temptress who often neglects to wear under garments; slut; hoe

Look at that obit standing on the corner; she has no shame.

by kuru August 6, 2004

Obital Speed

the amazing creation from the great and famous Paul Rodgers

it is a random speed that no one knows what it is but it just there because Rodgers said so

the obital speed is good

by Disonere April 25, 2017

cupide obite jouflue

Francis mallais

Frank you are living in a Star Wars movie

Oh please Karen stop acting like a Cupide obite jouflue

by sugarpup October 2, 2022

Obit-Volture

People who use obituaries to hunt down newly widowed men and/or women who are well off. That way they target their "future" partner, hoping for marriage, and a well off life. Gold digging via obituary.

being an Obit-Volture, married into an extremely wealthy family by checking the obituary and finding the old patriarch of the family had just lost his wife. She is now technically the matriarch.

by RCVArt December 27, 2024