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Framily matriarch 

-noun

1. Female foundational member of a framily unit. This woman usually has outstanding culinary skills and doesn't mind using them.

2. A woman of outstanding character that facilitates the framily gathering.

3. A motherly woman of culinary brilliance that shrinks when angry.
Dinner was astounding! I think Paula Dean could learn a few things from our framily matriarch!

Thank God for my framily matriarch! Without her I couldn't have afforded a vacation this year!

I am thankful for my framily matriarch: Mother to all Misfit Children, she who shrinks when she's angry, buys Christmas decorations in July, grills a mean London broil, turns vegetarians into carnivores, cooks for all us with love and gives each and every one of us a place of home and sense of family regardless of our situation.
Framily matriarch by achilles866 December 8, 2009

Manatee Matriarch 

A "Manatee Matriarch" is the dominant fat bitch, amongst a group or heard of grotesque obese women. This dominant land walking sea cow is usually the most socially developed and least shy to do ridiculous things. It is important to identify the "Manatee Matriarch" when taunting a group of fat bitches, for the "Manatee Matriarch" is the most likely candidate to thump you to the ground, should she manage to catch you.
"Don't piss off that bitch, she's the manatee matriarch".
"Look at that heard of land walking sea cows! Led by the manatee matriarch".

Mattress matriarch 

The opposite of a pillow princess; someone, usually female, willing to exclusively give during sexual activity
I’m okay with any mattress matriarchs for our sex cult.
Mattress matriarch by BJmama69 October 3, 2021

Tyrant Matriarch 

Tyrant Matriarch by theja123 January 4, 2024

tyrant matriarch 

1. a discord mommy.
2. she's got high confidence and WILL step on you.
tyrant matriarch by theja123 January 4, 2024

El Mariachi 

a legendary lyric from a legendary song (airplane pt. 2) sung by legends (BTS).

+ the word means musician. it originated from music that was played at weddings. after many years, it is now used to describe musicians. +
We goin’ from NY to Cali
London to Paris
우리가 가는 그 곳이 어디든 party
El Mariachi
El Mariachi
El Mariachi
We goin’ from Tokyo, Italy
Hong Kong to Brazil
이 세계 어디서라도 난 노래하리
El Mariachi
El Mariachi
El Mariachi
El Mariachi (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)