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1.
A combination of any two or more bodily functions located below the waist that simultaneously occur in a violent fashion, ranging from pooping to the menstrual cycle
Why does it smell bad in here did someone just obfusticate?
by Papa Log December 02, 2010
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2.
A secret word used to signal a friend that you prefer not to engage in the activity of the moment.
Obfusticate and leave me alone. or I need some alone time right now.
by Spanky Magoon November 06, 2008
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