obesecheese

That accumulation of smelly nasty funk found under the fat rolls of an overweight person.

If you smell something fucking gross while being next to a really fat person its probably their obesecheese.

obesecheese by jpg3 July 24, 2011

obese wallet 

Referring to a wallet filled with tons of cash. West coast rapper Sayef Aranki aka Analyst founded the term. He's said to have first used the term in one of his tracks entitled "Victory Freestyle."

Victory Freestyle: "I stay starvin' thats the way I keep my wallet obese"

Term used in sentence: "Yea I'm slim, but I got an obese wallet"

obese wallet by Marc Soto January 9, 2008

obese nigger 

A fat obese nigger named Jason or known as mr Riley lover

A fat obese nigger named Jason or known as mr Riley lover

obese nigger by Obese nigger May 26, 2018

Obscenery 

A description of the area around one that may contain things that are obscene; which could include things that are ridiculous, offensive, lewd, or a combination of any of these.

Objects spotted in nature that obviously look like something that could be construed as sexual or perverted in any way.

As I walked into the club, I took in the obscenery around me; half naked girls dancing, drinking, and debauchery aplenty surrounded me.

"Oh man, did you see how much bling that dude what wearing? Thats pure obscenery!"

Dustin: "Dude, did you just see the knot in that tree we walked past? It looked like a dick!"
Joe: "Hey, your right, you don't even have to be dirty minded to see blatant obscenery like that."

Obscenery by finkalink December 21, 2008

Major League Obeseball

The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.

Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.

Major League Obeseball by SHLA October 8, 2013

Ur niece obese

Ur niece obese is the latest in the ur mom gay series. If said. Your opponent will instantly age backwards, creating a black hole.

Mike: ur mom gay
Brady: no u
Mike: ur dad lesbian
Brady: ur granny tranny
Mike: don't make me do this
Brady: bet
Mike: ur niece obese
Brady: *in a blink of the eye, ages backwards, creating a black hole, sucking mike and everything else in the universe.*

Ur niece obese by Senior_squid March 15, 2018

Obeezy

Nickname for 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama.

"Did you see Obeezy's nomination speezy?"

"Ya, It was off-the-heezy."

"Fo-sheezy."

Obeezy by no-name-no-fame January 20, 2009