SHLA's definitions

Priushole

The asshole in the Prius who just self-righteously cut you off.

Man yelling out window: "Go suck a bag of dicks you fucking Priushole!"

by SHLA July 5, 2012

Hung like a horse-fly

Small penised.

Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.

Girl 2: Bummer.

by SHLA June 30, 2012

comb-up

Like a comb-over, but relying on hair from the back of the skull and combing it up and over the bald spot. See Donald Trump.

That guy thinks he's fooling everybody because he's not combing over his hair, but that's obviously a comb-up. The back of his skull has a tell-tale part.

by SHLA April 18, 2014

old.edu

Something deemed antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than 2000.

Man, are you Skyping on a desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.

by SHLA October 30, 2012

golden raspberry

(1) when you missionary fuck a girl on the carpet so hard that she gets an oozing rug burn all over her backside. Then, immediately after ejaculation, you turn her over and pee all over her wound.

(2) a delicious fruit.

(3) an award celebrating the worst in movies. See also Razzie.

Yeah, she was totally into the golden raspberry until the last part.

by SHLA August 22, 2011

Put Peter Out to Pasture

Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.

Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.

by SHLA July 24, 2012

old.edu

Something considered antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in relative terms is a quite recent phenomenon; typically dating back no earlier than the year 2000. A variation on the term "old school."

One of my friends told me to 'MySpace' her. That's so old.edu.

by SHLA June 30, 2012