SHLA's definitions

Hung like a horse-fly

Small penised.

Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.

Girl 2: Bummer.

by SHLA June 30, 2012

Priushole

The asshole in the Prius who just self-righteously cut you off.

Man yelling out window: "Go suck a bag of dicks you fucking Priushole!"

by SHLA July 5, 2012

priusoner

Someone stuck in a Prius against their will.

My luck ran out in the cab line and I was made a Priusoner in far too small of a taxi.

by SHLA July 19, 2012

old.edu

Something one considers antiquated or nostalgic, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than the year 2000.

Man, you're using Skype on your desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.

by SHLA October 30, 2012

Shit Pedaler

A self-righteous "share the road" bicyclist who insists on taking up a lane of traffic but hypocritically never bothers to follow the rules of the road.

Some Shit Pedaler runs a stop sign and forces me to slam on the brakes, and then has the nerve to flip ME off.

by SHLA March 7, 2014

Ellis Island Bar

Where all the wanna-be newbies to a big city tend to congregate.

Douche 1: Dude, I'm tired of these stuck-up girls not giving me the time of day - where can we find some fresh naive snatch?

Douche 2: There are a couple Ellis Island Bars up on Cahuenga in Hollywood that will do just the trick.

by SHLA November 10, 2010

nemestreet

A lightly-trafficked cross street that always holds you up with a red light - often one which takes FOREVER to turn green.

I'd have made it on time to my waxing were it not for my nemestreet. Willoughby Avenue parked me for what seemed like five minutes and not one car or pedestrian crossed the intersection!

by SHLA October 1, 2010