To projectile vomit so forcefully that one must hold his testicles in order to keep them from retreating painfully into the body cavity.
Last night Rick ate at the Waffle House after drinking a bottle of bourbon. When he got back to my apartment he threw up off the balcony so hard his feet were coming off the ground as he held one hand on the rail and the other on his balls. I was a real nutgrabber.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.