Deez Nurs 

When you try to type Deez Nuts but end up pressing 'r' instead of 't'.

Her: We should go buy some CD's
Me: See Deez Nurs!!
Me: Nuts*

Deez Nurs by anonymous November 30, 2017

nur nurs 

Downsyndrom nonce

Look his a pedo but his a nur nurs so his ok

nur nurs by Millwallboii May 21, 2018

Ointment Nurse

A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.

Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”

Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.

Ointment Nurse by Bill Brasky the man June 19, 2018

Nurse Practitioner 

A midlevel provider who went to school for 6-7 years. Many have an MSN but the DNP degree has been introduced to try to blur the lines with Physicians who instead train for a minimum of 11 years. NPs use this obscurity in an attempt to validate their claims for unsupervised practice. Additionally, many graduate nursing programs are degree mills boasting 100% acceptance rates and 100% online coursework. NPs serve an important place in healthcare but are best paired with a supervising Physician.

Nurse Practitioner: "I wanted to be a doctor but the MCAT wasn't open-book, so I went to the University of Phoenix MSN program with online exams".

Nurse Practitioner by DrHouse297 June 27, 2019

Nursultan Tulyakbay

Borat's pissed off neighbor who has to equal whatever Borat does or has. Often is seen scowling at Borat, with a pissed off look because he is scowling for being pissed off at Borat, cause he is pissed at Borat because Borat has better stuff. Can also be spotted with Ipod Mini, which is for little girls

I now have Ipod nano, Nursultan Tulyakbay has ipod mini, which is for little girls

Nursultan Tulyakbay by RM85racer July 4, 2010

nursing handjob 

Giving a handjob to someone sucking on your tits.

"I asked her for a nursing handjoband she said yes!!"

nursing handjob by Dicktonary Definer September 4, 2017

Nurse Practitioner 

NP = Online Trained Midlevel Provider

The NP was a nurse practitioner or non-Physician provider

Nurse Practitioner by Honesty's Not Dead April 8, 2020