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number cruncher 

One whose primary vocation is dealing with numeric data. Examples of professions that might be referred to as number crunchers are accountant, data processor, statistician, mathemetician, etc.
I'm so glad I'm not a number cruncher like those poor bastards in the statistics division.
number cruncher by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

number cruncher 

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate
The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.
number cruncher by Light Joker January 1, 2007

Number cruncher 

Number Cruncher - A girl who's idea of maths is seeing how many inches she can "crunch into any hole"
Jenny's crunched the numbers and her new best for Anal was 10 inches - number cruncher
Number cruncher by Rim jobs February 15, 2015

Number Crunchers 

People who do Soduku puzzles while taking a crap.
He's one of those number crunchers in the bathroom.
Number Crunchers by alfie_fan January 5, 2010
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026