A
female version of a '
Ned', who are basically thugs from Scotland, normally in and around Glasgow and Edinburgh. Nedettes are amazingly stupid, skanky and ugly creatures that wear crap
fluffy-hooded jackets. ripped jeans, white trainers. crap perfume that cost 50p and they are never sober, so they're easy to spot. they also wear a lot "jewellery" (<--meaning it's fake), live in council estates and live in "protection" of their all-so-lovely boyfriends (<--meaning they're rubbish boyfriends). Now as you would expect because these rats aren't educated, they are too stupid to even know how to find a job, nevermind get one, so they get money by having 26 children by the time they reach they age of 7 years old. Apart from knowing very
well how to suck dick and how to collect as many STDs as possible (at least I think that's their goal, I don't know who cares), nedettes sadly aren't very skillful in ANY department, not even looking after their kids or fighting or any of that
stuff, they basically
suck (
literally) at everything.
*social worker visits a
shed that the nedette hilariously lives in*
Social worker: "I'
m sorry to inform you, Miss ... err Nithead .. nice name .. but eh because you are only 3 years old, it is not
legal for you to be looking after your
68 children so we're gonna have to take them away, there is nothing you can do"
Nedette: "wit da fuk
min, ye canna dae aht, ah luk ufder mah waynes wi aw ah got" *and other various monkey noises that nobody understands* (needless to say she had a problem with it)
Social Worker: "........yes exactly, I'm glad you understand"
*social worker shocks the nedette with a stun
gun*
