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Nude Erection 

Common mishearing of "New Direction". Usually peppered throughout political speeches and occasionally found in songs.

This may also be used to steer the subject of a conversation toward sex.
"I have a nude erection for America!"

"Don't look back, got a nude erection. I loved you once, needed protection." - Tattoo, as sung by Jordin Sparks

"Honey, allow me to take things in a nude erection..."
Nude Erection by lemonlimeskull April 21, 2010
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nubeerection 

The errection aquired from awaking and needing a piss. (other names include morning willy, morning wood and jiffyrection)
I woke up this morning with serious nubeerection
nubeerection by gary May 13, 2005