not gonna be a Christmas

An expression that expresses the seriousness of a situation and a potential terrible result if a remedy is not found. Reference to children's Christmas specials where the plot centers around saving Christmas.

'If I don't find the bathroom soon, there's not gonna be a Christmas'

not gonna be a Christmas by olsongt August 14, 2008

Not gonna lie 

A term usually found in Rochester, NY and usually used as a sentence enhancer much like you might use the term "I'm dead serious"

"I have so much homework tonight, not gonna lie"

Not gonna lie by Troy Herrington February 16, 2005

not gonna happen 

Most likely the final negatory answer you get after saying "Please" two or three times in a row. It's better to just give up, because when you hear this, whatever you want is not gonna happen.

You: Can we get that (insert name on expensive, useless piece of junk)
Me: No.
You: Please?
Me: No.
You: Please!
Me: No!
You Pleeeease?
Me: Told you before, not gonna happen!

not gonna happen by werallsonsofbitches December 17, 2009

Not gonna argue wif u 

This is a Teamspeak meme which translates to "I give up, I can not possibly win this arguement". If this is said during an arguement, the arguement is over as the person who said it has admitted defeat.

Person 1: One plus one is 3...
Person 2: Are you fucking stupid? One plus one is two.
Person 1: Not gonna argue wif u.
Person 2: That's what I thought.

Not gonna argue wif u by Logan Robertson January 16, 2008

Not Gonna Lie 

A phrase used to communicate that the associated statement is candid, honest, and open. It is commonly used among hipsters and those in our culture assigned to defining what is cool, reaching the pinnacle of its use in late february of 2010.
"her makeup is out of control, not gonna lie"

"not gonna lie, your profile pic looks like an eharmony ad"

Not Gonna Lie by Fount of Wisdom February 21, 2010

I'm not gonna lie 

A term that when prefixed to a statement does more damage than good. Its purpose is to state that you are about to tell the truth about something. However, If one has to use this statement, it can be concluded that when that same person does not use this statement then they are lying, because when they are telling the truth, they state that they are about to tell the truth by saying, "I’m not gonna lie..."

So this statement, in effect, when used, devalues any potential credibility one once had as an honest and truthful person when they are not using the statement.

It is synonymous with: to tell you the truth, honestly, actually, as a matter of fact, in fact , truthfully

I'm not gonna lie, she is looking fine.

I'm not gonna lie, this taste terrible.

I'm not gonna lie, you are really good at what you do.

I'm not gonna lie by morgantj September 19, 2009

i'm not gonna lie 

I phrase used to add to any sentence which you never need to lie in.

I'm not gonna lie, this is a pretty good hamburger.

I'm not gonna lie, I ate italian food last night.

You're pretty hot, I'm not gonna lie.

i'm not gonna lie by Lawd a mussy November 12, 2005