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Norbed means you are so bored you cannot eat sleep or even move the boredom has set in to such a level you are often mistaken for weird objects such as your moms celery she wants to use in tonights dinner or a lightswitch and in some other cases your sisters will jump and pounce on you taking advantage of the norbed state you are in.
Omg my sister is so norbed lets go dump boiling acid on her face!!!
norbed by Carly2010 August 8, 2006
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Norbering 

The participation in several events on a single occasion / night.

Making plans with several parties, and trying to keep all appointments with no party aware of the others.
A common plot device in sitcoms, and comedy films.
Jerry: "I have decided to have two dates in one day, to save time"
George: "But how will you be able to meet two girls on the same night"
Jerry: "It is the delicate art of time balancing. I meet one a little early, and for a short date, so I have enough time to meet another girl a little late the same night. Better yet, I decided to meet both in the same place, to save time"
George: "I don't know Jerry, this kind of Norbering could get you into a lot of trouble"
Jerry: "Nonsense, my good friend Norber is doing that for year, and no one is the wisest"
Norbering by El Cuervo Grando September 7, 2013
Related Words
norbed norbert noobed NORTED Norberto Norded Nored noobed out norberg Norbet
A word use by fans of the Kingdom Hearts Video game series to describe a character who has been possessed by one of the series' main villains, Xehanort. Its use spread after the trailer Square Enix released for Kingdom Hearts III on June 10th, 2018 at Microsoft's E3 convention. It depicted the character Aqua (A main protagonist in the game Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep)with yellow eyes, suggesting she was possessed by Xehanort.
Die hard Kingdom Hearts fan: Noooooo! I can't believe Aqua got norted!
Norted by Prof. Leskinen June 16, 2018
Kingdom Hearts fan terminology. A word used to describe what happens when a character has been possessed or influenced by the character Xehanort, causing them to develop yellow eyes and/or tanned skin and silver hair, just like Xehanort/Master Xehanort.
"I can't believe Terra was norted."
Norted by Xzarias June 16, 2018

noredink 

Teacher- " ok, class, today all I want you to do is..."
class gets excited and hopes they can do basically nothing
Teacher- " go online and do your noredink. I have 3 new assignments for you!"

entire class has left the class
noredink by Smart_bish May 13, 2019
The process of Master Xehanort (From the Kingdom hearts series) binding his heart in 13 vessels, to complete the new Organisation 13. In this transformation, the Vessel gains yellow eyes to match Xehanort's eyes.
Aqua just got NORTED.
NORTED by SB15SKG June 15, 2018
When someone becomes another vessel for Master Xenahort so he could take over the world or take its light or darkness darkness darkness.
Someone got norted in one of the trailers!
Dude stfu spoiler!!
Norted by Irkeks June 16, 2018