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noobling 

A young or baby noob. These diminutive creatures tend to hang around in groups, so be careful if you accidentally prise one away from its habitat; its fellow nooblings will come after you shouting a torrent of abuse in Noobish.
Noobling1: phr33 money pl0z
Noobling2: pls gif me phr33 st00f im new 2 dis game!!111
You: No, go away
Noobling1: omg rep0rted!!
Noobling2: racist!
Noobling3: reprorted
Noobling4: ima follow u untilz u gif us fre stufzorz
noobling by Moist_Sponge December 3, 2010
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1. The scientific study of the origin, history, and structure of newbs, noobs, and n00bs.
2. A book on noobs.

Origin: Hopkin High School, MN
In the back of biology class.
One rule of noobology is everyone is a noob except yourself.
Noobology by Dark6 September 20, 2005
Related Words

noobulated

how one feels after being educated by a noob, esp. on a trivial subject matter; being "pwned" by a noob.
I feel so n00bulated that I can't get these 'speakers' working!
noobulated by CW April 12, 2004

nooblander 

Similar to zoolander but when playing a video game that they are not good at they are a nooblander.
That guy playing BF1942 is so bad he is a nooblander.
nooblander by Rynobig July 6, 2007

Noobalie 

A girl with the name Natalie who is a noob.
Noobalie, go away.
Noobalie by vballgirl100100 April 9, 2011
A male prostitute who can't ejaculate. A failure gigolo who thinks he can do it but can't.
That guy is a noobul.
Being noobul is so lame.
noobul by Shaa-guru April 5, 2019
A guy with tiktok brain full of sexual desires and perverse thoughts but no powerplay on sex day.

This is derived from the word Noob with sexual context.
Hey emily! how is your date?
Disgusting. That Noobul pissed in his pants while kissing. And I am mistaken it for cum. Gross.
Noobul by shady-shaman April 12, 2019