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nolle prosequi 

(sometimes shortened into nol. pros.??)
a technical term of English Law, the meaning of which varies as it is used with reference to civil or criminal cases.The object of it is to generally obtain a stay of proceedings against an accompliance in order to procure his evidence(?).This object is, however, more usually effected by the prosecution offering no evidence and the judge directing an acquittal(?).
Does anyone have an additional comment
that may have some light on this subject
of law which is tying up the legislative courts and continues to
allow appointed attorney's a 'save face'
grace with the county and area where
he pratices(?).
nolle prosequi by Augustus1 December 10, 2003
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Noble idiot 

A person who 'sacrifices' their own happiness with the assumption that they are bringing happiness to the person they are sacrificing for, when in fact, this sacrifice makes the other person even more unhappy.
Prime Minister: I'm in a contract marriage with you and now you're telling me that my real missing and presumed dead wife is really alive?
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kids book. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*
Noble idiot by kshyt0385 February 5, 2014

NOBLETIGER 

Baseball acronym: No-Outs Bases-Loaded-Ending (with) Team-Incapable (of) Getting-Easy-Run.

With the bases loaded and not outs even a mediocre team can trade outs for runs (e.g. sacrifice fly-outs and bunts). A team that fails at this fundamental level has committed NOBLETIGER and brought humiliation upon themselves, their families, fans, city and nation.

For non-baseball fans the situation is equivalent to having erectile dysfunction at an all you can eat brothel.
"LMAO, the Giants pulled a NOBLETIGER in the 9th inning against Kenley Jansen! They should be relegated to AAA"
NOBLETIGER by RobSnob July 30, 2021

nellebration 

-noun (nel-uh-brey-shuhn)
1. Describes anything that is profoundly nelly.

-verb
1. To perform any action in a nelly manner.

derived from a combination of the words nelly and celebration.

-related forms
nellabrate, verb
nelly, noun, adjective
nelllily, adverb
nella, interjection
The way he dances to that Rihanna song is a total nellebration.
nellebration by jorge222 March 27, 2008

Noblebright 

used to describe roleplaying settings, noblebright is the opposite of grimdark, used to describe settings where noble heroes valiantly fight against evil forces to create a brighter future.
D&D 4th edition is really noblebright
Noblebright by erectionman May 1, 2010

ross noble 

An English stand-up comedian, known for his often improvised sets, based almost entirely around audience members he has conversations with. Originally from Cramlington in Northumberland, he now resides in Australia with wife Fran.
It's difficult to give examples of ross noble, because his style is incredibly physical, but some memorable quotes include:

"How come Miss Universe is only won by people from Earth?"
"Tonight's show is sponsored by Ted Danson's Pizza shack!"
"It's christopher Reeves the Musical!"
*on reading a fortune cookie* "And I was feeling a bit cheeky, so I went 'ooh, it say's 'You have AIDS' ' "
ross noble by Pete Jackson November 24, 2006
Most beautiful, outstanding girl you'll ever meet. She knows exactly what she wants and when.
People:Look at that girl over there, she looks like a Noeleen
Me:Well yeah, if you come across such beauty its obviously a Noeleen
Noeleen by Guess678 March 2, 2019